Aaron Rodgers owns Dallas, Leonard Fournette ain’t scared, Myles Garrett has arrived, and more.

We’re officially in the second quarter of the NFL season — and Aaron Rodgers stole the show with his game-winning drive against the Dallas Cowboys.

But there were other things that happened this week we need to pay homage to. Leonard Fournette and Nelson Agholor had our most disrespectful moments of the week, with their teams coming up with big wins.

Remember Myles Garrett? The highly touted No. 1 overall pick? Yeah, he played like one on Sunday in limited game action with two sacks.

So let’s review, starting with…

Aaron F***ing Rodgers

If there’s one quarterback in the league who you had to watch for the rest of your life, it’s going to be this guy. There’s nothing the guy can’t do, and he is probably the smartest quarterback playing the position — he is Free Play Shawty after all.

The Cowboys scored a late touchdown to take a 31-28 lead against the Packers with 1:13 remaining in the game. That was more than enough time for Rodgers, who pieced together a touchdown drive in a minute and two seconds.

At no point did it look like Rodgers and the Pack were going to play for a field goal. After he scampered for this 18-yard run, it was even more obvious:

Rodgers would later miss Davante Adams for the game-winner but decided he was going to go right back to him like a boss.

Rodgers always plays well in Dallas, and he knows it. Afterward he said, “They should have the Super Bowl here every year.”

Just think of all the kids growing up in Dallas who are going to hate Rodgers for the rest of their lives because of how good he’s been against the Cowboys. It’s perfect!

Leonard Fournette doesn’t care who you are, he wants to devour you

Show me a rookie who’s got more juice than Fournette. You can’t.

Before the season even started, Fournette said the NFL was “a lot slower than I really thought.THE NFL! SLOW!

On Sunday afternoon he kept his flex going by stiff-arming one Steelers defender then inviting Mike Mitchell to come get a piece too:

Fournette didn’t exactly truck Mitchell or anything, but he’s calling shots during the game! That’s the type of bad-assery that the Jaguars are going to need if they want to win the AFC South.

He then polished off the Steelers with this 90-yard touchdown run:

Fournette finished the game with 181 yards and two touchdowns. If the Jaguars are on your favorite team’s schedule, and that defense is bad, brace yourself. He’s coming.

Myles Garrett está aquí

Garrett let us know in Spanish earlier last week that he was back. What he didn’t tell us was how he was going to ball out on Sunday.

The No. 1 overall pick’s debut was delayed because of his high ankle sprain, but he made the most of his debut with two sacks.

This right here is the first of what should be many sacks for Garrett:

After his second sack, Garrett paid tribute to the great J.R. Smith, showing love to another great Cleveland athlete:

He was the first top draft pick to register a sack in his first NFL game in 25 years. That list includes the great Bruce Smith.

After the game, Garrett told Cleveland.com, “I always want more.”

So do we, Myles. So do we.

 

OTHER THINGS FROM WEEK 5:

Sunday scores

Cincinnati Bengals 20, Buffalo Bills 16

New York Jets 17, Cleveland Browns 14

Carolina Panthers 27, Detroit Lions 24

Indianapolis Colts 26, San Francisco 49ers 23 (OT)

Miami Dolphins 16, Tennessee Titans 10

Los Angeles Chargers 27, New York Giants 22

Philadelphia Eagles 34, Arizona Cardinals 7

Jacksonville Jaguars 30, Pittsburgh Steelers 9

Seattle Seahawks 16, Los Angeles Rams 10

Baltimore Ravens 30, Oakland Raiders 17

Green Bay Packers 35, Dallas Cowboys 31

Kansas City Chiefs 42, Houston Texans 34

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